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DO YOU NEED A DARN GOOD TELLING OFF?

 

Experience The Awesome 'Wrath of Wotta'! 

 

 

Ask yourself this: "Do I Need A Darn Good Telling Off?"

 

So, Do You Need A Darn Good Telling Off?

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Next...

 

...Steel yourself and do the right thing! 

 

 

Wotta Tripp requires that you purchase your 'Darn Good Telling Off'. You should be very eager and willing to pay.  

 

Dame Wotta Tripp will certainly not offer as a free service the excellent and abundant chastisements you will most deservedly find inside your disturbing letter when you receive it.

  

 

What should I expect? 

An ominous feeling of nervous apprehension, usually beginning the day before you receive your 'Darn Good Telling Off', which should become very apparent as it rapidly strengthens within you.  

 

If you receive the letter the same day as you purchase it, the feeling will start the day prior to buying it, very often even before you know you are going to do so. 

 

 

Will it Hurt? 

Yes, it will, a little. This is unavoidable. It will prickle, especially in sensitive areas such as along the insides of your arms, behind the knees, between the toes and in even more private areas which you will discover for yourself. 

 

This will pass fairly quickly, and as the Wisdom of the awesome 'Wrath of Wotta' whittles away at your resistance, the prickles will lessen and then finally cease. 

 

You will now begin to feel 'Wotta Relief'.  

 

Common sense will soon replace the shame and conflicting inner emotions that you are presently riddled with. 

 

Astral lions will come to you in the night while you are sleeping and whisper key points from your letter into both ears together at appropriate times in your sleep cycle. This subliminal programming will swiftly bring about positive change. 

 

You will wake up one morning fairly soon feeling the ease and contentment of a clean slate and a new beginning. 

 

 

How Do I Get My 'Darn Good Telling Off'? 

Merely select the 'Arrange My Darn Good Telling-Off' button and follow the 'Darn Good Telling Off' instructions. 

 

You will be asked to select a 7 digit code consisting of 4 alphabet letters and 3 numerals in any combination of your choosing. 

 

Dame Wotta Tripp will use your personally chosen number code as a coordinate, allowing her to view you remotely and determine what you most need telling off about. 

 

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Sample Letters

 You would probably like to see the calibre of the 'Darn Good Telling Off' you will be receiving, which is always a wise thing to do before making your purchase

 

 Click on the buttons below to read some examples of genuine 'Darn Good Telling Off' letters that poor miscreants have received and benefited from.

  

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Sample Telling Off # 1 -Craig Dooley, The 'Darn Good Telling Off' You Ordered Has Now Arrived.

 

Go To The Letter!

Sample Telling Off # 2 - Twyla Pipstaff, The 'Darn Good Telling Off' You Ordered Has Now Arrived.

 

Go To The Letter! 

Sample Telling Off # 3  -Cy Hunnicutt, The 'Darn Good Telling Off' You Ordered Has Now Arrived.

 

 

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Ms. Susan Oliphant of 5 Marjoram Crescent, Lititz, Lancaster, PA writes: I'm so grateful to Wotta Tripp for the fantastic berating I received. My general behaviour has improved. I'm more beautiful both inside and out and the temporary fright and pain was WELL worth it!

 

 

 

Stuart has this to say: I tried to get an appointment with Wotta Tripp through the 'Dame Wotta Tripp Advice Personals 3 times when I needed to be disciplined, but she didn't ever answer me. In the end I ordered a 'Darn Good Telling Off' instead. It still smarts a little bit, and I intend to enjoy it fully for as long as it continues to burn.

  

 

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