All Is Vanity
You didn't need the nose-bleaching - now look at you, my lady!
You'll never be the same - all is vanity!
Something went badly wrong
and changed your lovely song;
You didn't need the Botox - the height of feline folly -
Although I love you still - all is vanity!
You were perfect before
You stepped through that doctor's door.
You were my heartsong - now look at you my lady -
You'll never be the same - all is vanity
You were a pearly rose
with a cinnamon nose,
Your nose was dark yet understated, as lovely as could be,
Yet now it looks like bubblegum - and all is vanity!